Sanctity
Instead of coal, Santa,
give the bad children
heteronormativity.
Make them understand
the sanctity of a tab
and a slot.
Remind them that marriage can be
nothing but a cheap cardboard toy
you tear out of the box
of your cereal
or your Happy
Meal.
This poem is a remix of writing from Cards Against Humanity and is therefore licensed under a BY-NC-SA 2.00 License.
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