Marshmallow Hammer

Marshmallow Hammers are a popular dwarven candy, both in Eden and in the larger Clarkwoods Literary Universe.

Construction

Each marshmallow hammer consists of four specific ingredients, all of which are edible:

1. Two marshmallows
2. One ring-shaped hard candy
3. One sweet-and-sour fruit-flavored disc
4. One edible lollipop stick

The two marshmallows are attached on either side of the ring-shaped candy’s hole to form the hammer’s head. The lollipop stick is then attached as a handle. Finally, to round it all off the fruit-flavored disc is attached one of the hammer’s cheeks.

Abilities

The consumption of just one marshmallow hammer provides a sugar rush unparalleled by any other confection in creation. And if your kid eats more than one? Watch out!

Cost

The sugar crash which follows the aforementioned rush is not to be underestimated. Non-dwarves have been known to need a good long nap after they eat their first hammer. That said, most folks are just fine if they plan ahead for a little zoning out.

Limitations

The combination of tastes in some variations is simply too much for many consumers, and for some this treat is just too damn sweet—no matter how tasty it might be.