Red Hair

In humans, red hair is a rare trait most common in individuals with two copies of a recessive allele on their sixteenth chromosome. Although twice as common on the Earth of the Clarkwoods Literary Universe as on the Earth of the real world—perhaps owing to the author’s fondness for the trait—redheads remain rare. They comprise only 4% of the general population on CLU Earth and up to 12% of the population of northern and western Europe (and the descendants of said peoples).

Red hair in elves and halflings occurs in a similar percentage of those populations.

By contrast, in dwarves, red hair is quite common. Gingers make up 33% of their general population, with percentages rising to as high as 60% in populations which dwell primarily underground.

I’m a ginger, and there’s not much more fun you can get… And I think that’s why there’s a lot of resentment toward the ginger community. We’re vikings, essentially.

— Michael Fassbender

A seemingly positive stereotype is still a stereotype, and can put just as much pressure on an individual as something more negative might. The Earthling stereotypes about gingers mentioned above might be seen by some as “good things,” but consider this passage from redhead author Jacky Collis Harvey’s Red: A History of the Redhead:  

As I grew older, the list of things I was allowed to do, simply because of the color of my hair, increased. I was allowed to be impulsive. I was allowed to be hot-blooded and passionate (once I reached the age for boyfriends and relationships, it seemed I was almost required to be). …I must be Irish. Or Scottish. I must be artistic. I must be spiritual. Was I by any chance psychic? And I must be good in bed. There’s a point where all those “musts” start taking on the tone of a command. She’s a redhead. That was all the world need know, apparently, to know me.

Because the trait remains almost as rare on CLU Earth as on real-world Earth, the pressures faced by redheads to fulfill seemingly positive cultural stereotypes remain. And they face and have faced throughout history the same prejudice and discrimination as their real-world counterparts.

During the medieval period, redheads were believed by many to be afflicted with “a beastly sexual desire and moral degeneration” (Wikipedia). In Spain and Italy, during the same timeframe, “people of red hair were identified as Jewish and isolated for persecution” (ibid). Even into the modern age, redheads faced harrassment and violence in certain places of the world. Stabbings, beatings, sex crimes, and suicides were reported in Britain and elsewhere.

This is perhaps one reason why so many Earthling redheads who find themselves refugees in Eden will do anything they can to remain in that purgatorial paradise.

I like redheads; their mouths are like a drop of strawberry jam in a glass of milk.

— Roger Sterling, Mad Men

In Eden, where sapient species from across the most recently collapsed universe gather to decide what’s next for reality, redheads are far less rare. And so, while still uncommon, they are not judged in quite the same way. Perhaps owing to the halfling veneration of the copper-headed Glinda the Good—and the fact that halflings, as the only species to remain in Eden permanently, are the dominant form of intelligent life here—gingerphobia and gingerism are not tolerated.

And because of the continued heroic actions of the aforementioned Glinda, not to mention the goddess Eden’s preference for appearing with flame-colored tresses, the land which bears the goddess’ name is a place where redheads are treasured and studied (so as to heal wounds carried with them from the places where they originated) and loved.

Loved, most of all.

It was like autumn, looking at her. It was like driving up north to see the colors.

— Jeffrey Eugenides, Middlesex