Clothing & Wearables

The Orange Crown

Who wears the orange crown, and why was it dyed orange in the first place?

Sharpied Slap Bracelets

The Shroud of Turin

The Gloves of Sparkle

The Gloves of Sparkle are an artifact of great significance and power in Eden, purported to have been worn by the goddess while she was putting the finishing touches on creating the world.

The Four Imperial Hats

The story of four hats stolen from dwarves and forced upon the heads of four witches by the evil Wizard of Oz.

The Armor of Apathy

How the traditional wardrobe of 90s-era slackers became the uniform of the post-apocalyptic resistance.