Clothing & Wearables

The Orange Crown

Who wears the orange crown, and why was it dyed orange in the first place?

Sharpied Slap Bracelets

The Shroud of Turin

The Gloves of Sparkle

The Gloves of Sparkle are an artifact of great significance and power in Eden, purported to have been worn by the goddess while she was putting the finishing touches on creating the world.

Interspecies Championship Belt

The Interspecies Championship Belt is the most coveted prize in the Yeti Wrestling Federation—Eden’s most popular professional wrestling promotion.

The Four Imperial Hats

The story of four hats stolen from dwarves and forced upon the heads of four witches by the evil Wizard of Oz.

Elven Shoes

Elven Shoes are powerful magical items in the Clarkwoods Literary Universe, though each pair is uniquely powered and uniquely limited. Notable examples include the Silver Shoes of Oz and the Glass Slippers of Yesterland.

The Armor of Apathy

How the traditional wardrobe of 90s-era slackers became the uniform of the post-apocalyptic resistance.

Ferryman’s Robes

The Ferryman’s Robes are a cursed set of garments worn by the Ferryman in the Clarkwoods Literary Universe.

Golden Cap

The Golden Cap was one of The Four Imperial Hats which the tyrant Oscar Diggs used to subjugate the quartet of witches he used to conquer and control the peoples of Oz.

Hatter’s Hat

The Hatter’s Hat was a sentient top hat worn by the so-called Mad Hatter.