The Invasion of Oz | E. Christopher Clark

The Invasion of Oz

The Invasion of Oz was a coup d’état which overthrew the government of the United Countries and installed The Ninth Empire in its place. Led by Oscar Diggs and his Four Witches, a coalition of Edenian armies stormed the Emerald City, arrested President Kiki Pipt for war crimes, and “liberated” the people of Oz from what the coalition claimed was a tyrannical regime.


The Prelude

Oscar Diggs was an Earthling refugee living in Wonderland during The Second Age. The only Nebraskan who’d survived The Calamity which ended reality as he knew it, he applied for membership in the Accidental Unicorns—but was denied on account of the fact that “Nebraskan” was neither a species nor an ethnicity.


The down-on-his-luck con-man chafed at the good fortune of the other sapient species he encountered during his early days in Eden, but no species’ run of luck bothered him more than that of the halflings. They claimed to have been made custodians of this place in some earlier age, which was meant to explain their knowledge of the place and how plentiful and widespread they were. But Diggs suspected something sinister was afoot and sought to prove it.


He got all the ammunition he needed on the day in 141 when a Munchkin spy murdered a qhirat in one of the far-off Free Cities—the very last qhirat in existence, as it turned out.


Suddenly the Accidental Unicorns, champions of the endangered, were on Diggs’ side. They had cause to hate the halflings now, too. And Diggs took full advantage of their furor.


He began preaching to anyone who would listen about what he called the “Halfling Menace.” He told tales of an earlier age when the murderous Munchkins, greedy Gillikins, wicked Winkies, and craven Quadlings were confined to a single corner of Eden. And, he said, if it weren’t for the expansionist tendencies of the dastardly United Countries of Oz, things might be the way they had always been—the way they were always meant to be.


“There was once a grand empire of Oz,” he proclaimed, ”ruled by a benevolent human being called The Wizard.” And the people ate it up, having no idea that Diggs was inventing history—because no one outside of the now “untrustworthy” Gillikins, with their “defective” FireWriters, had any records of a time before the most recent Calamity.


Eight times that Empire has been usurped now by extremists in Oz and their so-called ‘democracies,’ but I promise you now that a ninth empire shall rise! And I, the rightful heir to the imperial throne, shall bring peace back to that war-torn corner of Eden—and an end to the colonial tendencies of these awful Ozites who are in no fit state to rule themselves.”


The last straw came in the form of the re-emergence of a heretofore unheard-of halfling minority, the Leprechauns, who claimed to have been driven into hiding by a campaign of ethnic cleansing perpetrated by the Munchkins, Winkies, Quadlings, and Gillikins. When the brave Leprechauns took to the podium at a press conference held in The Garden and invited the rest of Eden into Oz to liberate them, that was the final push the average Edenian needed to call for war.


The Invasion

Having assembled on the plains of Nalké, coalition forces crossed the border into Oz in mid-April. They marched down the Yellow Brick Road in gas masks, so as to avoid the effects of the Deadly Poppy Field, but this intimidating look also served to fuel the nightmares of Munchkin children for generations to come.


Upon reaching the walls of the Emerald City, the Grand Army of Eden demanded that the gates be opened and that President Pipt be turned over to them to answer for his country’s crimes. Needless to say, the Ozites—led by the proud Munchkins and their Blue Army—were disinclined to acquiesce.


The brutal battle raged for a full day before the coalition generals reluctantly agreed that the time had come to let loose Diggs’ bloodthirsty witches. The four-woman coven mounted their brooms, took to the air, and laid waste to the city’s remaining defenses. The shock and awe of the moment was too much for the halflings, who had no air force to speak of, and it wasn’t long before they hoisted a white flag.


The Aftermath

Within days, the senate of the United Countries was dissolved and the four witches made regional governors. President Pipt was escorted from the city and taken to The Garden for trial. And Diggs was crowned Wizard and Emperor of the newly created Ninth Empire.


Halflings of all ethnicities were forcibly displaced from the lands of Nunya, Nalké, Wonderland, and The Reek. The not-yet-united kingdoms of Wonderland and the Free Cities of Nunya began implementing laws to limit the migration of halflings across their borders, leaving only The Grand Duchy of the Garden as a path to exit Oz. And the human beings began taking up positions of power throughout the new Empire.


Over the years, elements of Diggs’ ruse would come to light and the rest of Eden would come to regret their part in his elevation. But the power he commanded with his witches, particularly during the rest of The Second Age, would keep the other Edenian countries from seriously meddling in the affairs of Oz in the ages to come. It would be left to the peoples of Oz to get themselves out of the mess the rest of Eden had gotten them into.


Which they would, eventually. But that’s a story for another time.

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The collapse of the government of the United Countries of Oz and the creation of the so-called Ninth Empire






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Aug 10, 2021 08:16 by Dimitris Havlidis

Well that was very unexpected! Thank you for submitting on my special category! I really hope you enjoyed taking part in SummerCamp this year! Have a wonderful day and I hope we see you on the awards ceremony!

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Aug 15, 2021 14:04 by E. Christopher Clark

Thanks for reading it, Dimi! I will be at the ceremony with bells on! Psyched!!!

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Aug 11, 2021 21:26 by Cassandra Sojourn

A battle of propaganda. This is amazing!

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Aug 15, 2021 14:05 by E. Christopher Clark

Thank you! I'd been building towards this throughout Summer Camp (and even back in WorldEmber, to some extent), so I was psyched to finally get the ideas out!

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